Oh and the raging emotions!

Yes! It’s the best thing about 40. Cunthood. I’ve wrapped my shoulders in it like a cape, and unsheath it readily with no fear of being branded a cunt or bitch. Bring me my crown of cuntiness.

We actually had a manager who had a frat boy mentality and had said a number of problematic things. We told him to his face that those kinds of things were inappropriate, he kept saying them, and we went to HR. He actually apologized and took courses to become a better manager. I don’t know how much of his dedication…

That’s why I had my second, as well. Not a single regret! But it was a super-practical decision.

I love this GIF more than cake, and I fucking love cake!

Check the comment history of this LittleBite. Anti-birth control, anti-gay...I couldn't read anymore.

I will gladly be part of your new world order. The bigots have ruined this one.

Bloody fucking hell! That’s no Lucy!

LOL!

WUT.

H1N1 sympathy star for you, too. It sucked hard.

Jebus, H1N1 sucked. Sympathy star from me, as well.

Fucking family.

Sorry...”CORRE,HIJITA, CORRE” and then then dick a-swingin’ levelled me. For a first post, it’s a gooder!

FUCK ROOSTER. LOL

I totally enjoyed the dong. It’s not my birthday, but it sure felt like it!

Your baby is freaking ADORABLE!

That sounds like an intro to the best joke ever.

Did someone tell you that that's what we wanted? Shit! Nope, I can buy my own. What we want from our partners is mutual respect, trust, and understanding. I think you'll find you might be more successful with relationships if you move beyond this antiquated way of thinking, friend.

Pun on, my friend. You have an appreciative audience in me.