But I would inevitably lose one or more of the crystals and the look would asymmetrical and lame.

Nip slip in aisle two! Repeat, nip slip in aisle two!

I think Miley and Patrick make an adorable couple. I also believe in some fairy tales!

*they're* If you're going to call someone an idiot, at least get your grammar in order to make yourself sound smart. Because as it stands, you don't. While you're getting your grammar in order, get some lessons in empathy, because being relentlessly bullied and feeling like you have no other choice drove her to…

Oh my fucking God. They got literally got away with murder. They killed her, and now they have to write an apology letter and that's all. They bullied a rape victim to death, and this is it? Oh my GOD. I hate people.

WHAT. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, EVEN.

PETA should 'scale' back their approach. Actual sea kitties are adorable, but fish as sea kitties is a whale of a tale.

I thought your comment was fishy, but my cod, you were right.

Get the fuck out, sea kitties?

God, people are awful. Someone, quick, cute animal GIFs!

Mexican sauce? Shit, made from real Mexicans?! That's not legal or ethical.

"Will you be the chain to my balls?" "I'll be UR prison bitch 4 LYFE!"

Did you see the proposal fail video? A ukulele did some serious damage.

I second this motion. All in favor?

You're seriously talking in circles. Have fun. I'm done.

Then I can't help you.

For example:

She controls EVERYTHING—she put that word behind her. Google it.

No one calls themselves a "pillar" of anything.

No...she declared herself one.