Oh my fucking God. They got literally got away with murder. They killed her, and now they have to write an apology letter and that's all. They bullied a rape victim to death, and this is it? Oh my GOD. I hate people.

WHAT. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, EVEN.

PETA should 'scale' back their approach. Actual sea kitties are adorable, but fish as sea kitties is a whale of a tale.

I thought your comment was fishy, but my cod, you were right.

Get the fuck out, sea kitties?

God, people are awful. Someone, quick, cute animal GIFs!

Mexican sauce? Shit, made from real Mexicans?! That's not legal or ethical.

"Will you be the chain to my balls?" "I'll be UR prison bitch 4 LYFE!"

Did you see the proposal fail video? A ukulele did some serious damage.

I second this motion. All in favor?

You're seriously talking in circles. Have fun. I'm done.

Then I can't help you.

For example:

She controls EVERYTHING—she put that word behind her. Google it.

No one calls themselves a "pillar" of anything.

No...she declared herself one.

I think getting beaned in the head with a ukulele is the ultimate form of humiliation. Getting rejected is one thing, but that just brought it to a whole new level. Wow.

And he's calling it reality. What the actual fuck.

Don't worry—that's not actually a feeling, it was put there by a random wavelength or some BS.

I am a rape victim, and fuck you.