I'm also sick of seeing his smug, disgusting, and smarmy face everywhere. Jez, instead of his picture, can we replace it with a picture of a cockroach? I'd rather look at a cockroach.

I know you're right, but I was so hoping that their arguments would suddenly drop to silence as the magnitude of his crimes mutes any further sound from their mouths.

This is a measurement system I can get behind and understand.

Especially when you reply to badmutha.

I clicked too, and I regret everything.

Oh my fucking God.

Does that real cronut come with the fly as pictured?? Because that's some sick shit. Team #notacronut

Here you are, still talking about your boner and what it like on a site where no one really cares, troll. How about you take it and talk about it where somewhere cares?

Personally, I don't care what your boner likes and I can't fathom why you want to share it us here. But here you are, and here's your cookie. Is that what you've come for?

What if they create a dream town or nightmare city like the other poster? That's freaking terrifying!

This one is pretty damn close.

*whimper*

Sleep is overrated. Sometimes.

You're not alone in the bad choices part.

EVERY DAMN YEAR. I nearly crap myself with fear, and yet I come back.

"OMG I'M DIED" When can we use this? I want to appropriate this because it's ridiculous and hilarious.

LOL! Well, why not? What else can we throw in there? How about halitosis? And fruit flies?

Wait, what? That's for real? Why is Gene Simmons an Ebola expert?

Just for the absolute creativity, the innovative yet sassy 'fuck you', absolutely team #notacronut

Hugs, but only if you want one. You're absolutely correct.