LOL! Well, why not? What else can we throw in there? How about halitosis? And fruit flies?

Wait, what? That's for real? Why is Gene Simmons an Ebola expert?

Just for the absolute creativity, the innovative yet sassy 'fuck you', absolutely team #notacronut

Hugs, but only if you want one. You're absolutely correct.

Hugs.

LOL—"mommier than thou."

What the actual FUCK? How would the baby LATCH? What...wher...?

Ooooooh. Smug spice, of course!

We had exhausted sex but we weren't really into it.

Exactly. What does hand-churned do for flavor? I call bullshit.

I know this feels like everyone is piling on you—sorry. I don't want to make you defensive. Do you think that people who hold the ear of millions like Pharrell, like Kanye, even Kim fucking Kardashian, have a responsibility to put out something of value? Not just something for entertainment. We consume their art, it…

Skateboard sex, according to a children's book on sex.

I submit this one:

Proves nothing again. Martha is clearly telling Goop that she will hack Goop's patrician nose off with a Sumatran stick of organic cinnamon bark and shove it in her WASP ass if she doesn't back off.

I'm getting the popcorn for the next bitchy rich white girl move.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't bestiality legal in a few states as well?
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/vice-pro…

I didn't do it until I had my first baby when the nurses encouraged me to pee as a way to heal after birth. The, uh, dam had opened since then and I haven't stopped for over 16 glorious years and mourn the 26 lost years of peeless showers.

Pee Pong LOL!! Of course, you can mask the smell with hops-y shampoo...

"Seemed a little much." That's the part that made my brain hurt.

Your comment made me paws for thought.