I did not want to laugh, but I did. I really just wanted to vomit and wail for humanity.

Stoya is a complete enigma to me. An articulate, lovely, enigmatic sex worker. Why does she deliberately objectify herself but speak so profoundly on so many subjects?

No, it's exactly like when you see those Facebook posts with no vowels and it's really hard to read. After a couple of words, you pick it up and you can read it. She gets it, she knows what she's saying. Keep in mind, she's also angry at the wage gap and any further attempts at eloquence via Twitter died a swift death…

I feel like this is the ultimate bridal shower gag gift. Also, the peace sign on the skateboard? WTF?! They're going to die and she's peacing out.

BRILLIANT! ALL THE STANDING OVATIONS FOR YOU!