ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

I live in central Illinois. It is -9 degrees, and -36 with wind chill. My roommates just went outside and did the "boiling water turning into an ice cloud" trick 20 minutes ago. We are cold. The dogs have been outside to go to the bathroom, and they will venture no further than the patio. Send help, beer, and lots of…