People refuse to believe me when I say “I don’t eat out.” If I am traveling and the hotel has a mini-fridge, I stock it with food I brought (it’s NBD!) or make a quick trip to a grocers: There is usually a microwave. I heat shit up or eat fresh veg. Obviously I am not rich, so I take a VERY small time out of my day…

It’s really become too big of a pain in the ass to eat at restaurants anymore. I can’t be bothered to keep up with all of the rules, spoken, unspoken or otherwise. Also, restaurants need to pay their workers a living wage and stop expecting customers to subsidize their business.