This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Fumoto valve seems like the better solution, but I guess this would be nice for the first oil change when I need to toss the old plug and install the fumoto.

They’re also quite good at alerting you to when you’re approaching overhead clearance limitations. Like in parking garages. 

Another benefit to an old-school antenna on a truck is it gives you a sacrificial, non-painted low-clearance indicator.  In the case of a parking garage or drive through, if the antenna doesn’t hit anything you’re good to go.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

I prefer a column shifter as well because I’d much rather a big pocket I can put my pocket litter, but an automatic shift lever in the console provides a nice place to rest your hand sometimes.

Most cars are designed for a side variety of heights and plenty of let room in front. For example, I’m 6'3" and 350 lbs, yet I got in and out of a Mazda Miata & a Geo metro just. Anyone sitting in the back seats are fudged though.

I’d drive the fuck out of this thing

Let me tell you what Milquetoast is packin’ right here, all right. We got adaptive cruise control, full SYNC voice integration, front-biased all wheel drive with viscous coupling, parking assistance, three-position seat memory, Ecoboost 400 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ market share.

Ask and ye shall receive.....

ThermoWorks ChefAlarm. The company who makes the venerable ThermaPen also makes this in-oven unit. It’s for commercial kitchens, and exceeds anything available for the consumer market.

ThermoWorks ChefAlarm. The company who makes the venerable ThermaPen also makes this in-oven unit. It’s for…

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought — accept no substitutes.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought —…

I’m pretty sure you can bang a a modern day warhead and nothing would happen....

Once you've convinced yourself you're going to go more than a few times a year, or at least a few times a year, I would recommend upgrading the pad first. The budget pads are great for people on a budget or just getting into like yourself, but the more expensive pads make a HUGE difference in comfort!

Just bite the bullet and buy the recommended product. You won't be able to get everything right away, but your kit will slowly become the perfect match of comfort and portability.