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Bart Starrfunkle
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Why are none of these people outraged by Trump’s lack of response to the Kinja switch?

“Courage” is an interesting way to spell “contractual obligation”

Their music moves so fluidly from one sound or texture or emotion to the next, which makes it easy to lose track of where you are and just be with the experience. This is one of those albums that deserves a front-to-back listen every time you put it on.

“You know what I could go for? Several more movies featuring Jared Leto’s the Joker.” - someone who actually exists

On the plus side, the Chrome extension works great

Will it hurt, mama?

I find it hard to imagine anyone would want to put Trump in their mouth. Leading me to believe these are actually suppositories

Well, it also took him three years to write X-Men Origins: Wolverine

"Young Morrissey mopes his way toward stardom"

Randyll Tarly was very much an unrepentant dick. He was such a dick he named his son after that trait.

Specifically a Violent Femmes cover band

Idk about a Qyburn dragon zombie, but I would bet any amount of money that one of Dany's dragons dies and is reanimated by the white walkers

KKK never gains power, Reconstruction creates a developed Southern economy through infrastructure and reinvestment into industry and education instead of reverting to the rural gentrified planting economy, black communities aren't left at the mercy of local government and vigilante justice, Jim Crowe never happens,

I want to see a take that's a tragic lament that despite the Union winning things have turned out as poorly as they have. Where *we're* the cautionary speculative fiction of someone else's universe. That would be fresh, and that could provide good commentary without allowing people to pat themselves on the back

What about an alternate history where we didn't screw up Reconstruction and race relations/the education system/economic equality/… are way better now because of it? I'm having a harder yet more enjoyable time imagining that.