According to this article, Cammy may have Rabbit Ears. However, I will continue to refer to him as Potato Chip Ears, because it’s so much more accurate.

“Polyps in your rectum?

Dear Aaron,

That store doesn’t seem very convenient... at all.

Look on the bright side, at least he doesn’t have to worry about that pesky knee injury any more.

Here in Detroit, we refer to Wee Little Mitch as a lying sack of sanctimonious shit. In fact, he may be the Most Hated Guy since Kwame Kilpatrick. And to be fair, both are insufferable turds.

Bob Ryan should be suspended for impersonating a dried up, old crone.