Just what, pray tell, is Monique’s Net Worth? If it’s more than $3 million, I will respect her views. If not, just another angry and illiterate Obama Zombie.

The Bears are the new Browns.

First, I am not proud of what I am about to admit. Second, the car deserved it. OK... rented a Pontiac LeMans in Miami, drove it for a week in the Keys and when I returned it, left a big, foamy piss in the back seat while my confused wife sat up front. “It had it coming,” was all I could say.

Dick now goes by the non de plume of “Anus Newman.”

Suck it, Liberals... much like that dried-up hag, Madonna, sucked me off last night (before she turned on a TV). Ha!

“Do you have a pool where you live, Ty?
“A pool... a pond. The pond would be good for you.”

Russell Westbrook is one of the best gay players in the NBA, bitches!

Once LeBron puts his 6th grade education to a problem, the problem either goes away or becomes 10,000 time worse. Sort of like Jethro Bodine running the movie studio.

Jim Nantz is the Most Hated Man in the World.

Take their phones away and give them blocks to play with... soft blocks so they won’t hurt themselves.

The little tyke will have a good story to tell his grandchildren. And since he has three of them back in the projects, he can tell them right away.

And I have been a resident of the Keys since the early 80s and you are completely full of shit.

Interesting that the writer, an unknown and marginally talented derelict chick with an obvious weight problem, took a swipe at Trump. Listen up, hag: the canoe must never engage the battleship. Now run along and play a video game or whatever it is you do to pass the time.

No, Rube. He sodomized yellow perch and walleyes, at least during his time in Green Bay. No kids, so try again.

So, let me get this straight.... you can rape dozens of women (after drugging them) over the course of several years and states, and you get a slap on the wrist? If he had killed them would he get even less time? When he was in Green Bay he only molested smelt and bullheads.

Head to Detroit, Rube. We have hundreds of thousands of deadbeat dads just like you, so it will feel like home.

I always knew Rich Eisen was gay.

And they seldom hand out orange slices to the participants.

This Mixon cat could go all Ray Rice on HildaBeast and she wouldn’t even flinch.

Please, more video of Cammy acting like a spoiled 2-year-old child in the face of his withering and humiliating defeat. That stuff is pure gold.