The vast amount of “autobiographies” are ghost written. Most of them don’t admit it though.

Oh if he’s from NZ he’s chill. Kiwis are good people. Bruce McLaren, Flight of the Conchords, Murry (FOTC’s Manager).

So it’s a biography, and not an autobiography, then.

Dickie V calls him a VSOP’er!

dilly dilly

Suspend him 10 games, so long as one of those 10 isn’t the rematch, where I hope he gets fought at least once per period.

Holy shit, that cheap shot... I’m firmly in the anti-fighting camp, but that was worth a dance.

Also, Red’s goalie, seeing Blue had lost his mask, pulled off his own mask to make things square. How hockey is that?

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

Bronzer.

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him eh?”
“We have the technology, hosers.”
“We can build the world’s first bionic buddy. Sidney Crosby will be that buddy, friend. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Drunker.”

We did it, you guys

Deadpan. Come for the sports, stay for the French puns.

All the stars

oh, you.

Word is Harbuagh didn’t work the phones enough. Was just super khaki that he’d land these guys.

I’m a Michigan grad so I can’t hear you from inside this whiskey bottle.

Man Ohio State has never been a little brother, ever.

+un

but Harbaugh’s appear to have glass in them.