I’m a max effort guy, Albert.

Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

Remember when LaGarrette Blount went undrafted because he punched an opposing player after the game? The last few years, it seemed like the NFL teams were taking character into account much more than in past years.

the team doesn’t “take it lightly,” adding that it’s a “serious issue

I missed the announcement that Bill Cosby was hired as Jags GM. Good for him! Back on his feet!

On one hand, a guy hasn’t been convicted or even charged if anything. He’s free to seek employment and teams are free to draft him.

Uhhhh, that dude just broke a stick over someone’s back and then dragged them down afterwards. Crosby is dirty too, but these incidents aren’t in the same zip code.

So when is Matt Calvert being charged?

As a die-hard Blue Jackets fan, this season has somehow become more embarrassing than last year. The fans acted like complete shit during the winning streak, then pretended like the skid at the end of the year didn’t matter. The Pens are straight outworking them this series, Calvert’s cheap shot last night was…

Both of those outs were made by baserunning mistakes, and the next batter hit a home run. It cost them at least two runs

“You talk about running yourself right out of the game.”

Geert the fuck out of here.

“After Lost Season in Relegation, Browns Call On WADA To Launch Investigation Into Pop Warner Teams & Players, Specifically Citing ‘Shady’ Orange Slices; Collusion of After-Game Pizza”

“...Josh has acknowledged his responsibility...”

Yeah, after he got caught and really had no choice. What an upstanding person! **slow clap into standing ovation for this hero among men**

Bill Self told Jackson if he’d kicked Calvert herself, instead of her car, then he wouldn’t have been suspended.

I don’t know, maybe fucking with a woman’s automobile?

And yet, he wasn’t suspended for threatening a female student. What a great message for International Women’s Day. You officially have less worth than an unattended vehicle.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.