For those Jalops who don’t know about Fancy Kristen, go do some reading. Can we please not let this tongue in cheek article devolve into yet another “I can buy a 6000 sq foot house with 14 garages and 138 acres for the cost of that Manhattan parking space”?

That’s neat.

everyone knows fancy kristen doesnt stay in NYC in august.

I test drove a C-HR and the salesman actually said it could handle as well as my 09 Miata. I then proceeded to take a curve at good clip (not nearly as fast as I would have in the Miata) and it proceeded to scream and not hold the curve. Duh. It handled exactly how I expected. Slightly better than a Toyota from 5…

Toyota. Honey. Baby. Boo boo. Take a look at Mazda. Those are “sexy” cars and SUVs. That’s how you do it on a budget for mass market cars.

Ken,

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

I know it’s not Australia but this last jump is worth the wait.

Its not a clock its actually a mutual fund tracker that tells you your percentage of long term gains for the fiscal year. It also has a mode that displays what % of earner you are in america. that mode should only go to about 2% at the poorest however

Damn, you must kick ass at those “find six differences between these pictures” items in the comics section of the newspaper.

please explain the clock. Does only the second hand move around the face? That’s annoying. also looks like a Lego Lightsaber.

Fuuuuuuuuk no.

Don’t yell at me ... what’s different? Dodge taillights?

Sure, lets all buy Apple and Google stock while we are there.

If only we could collectively roll back to January 1, 1998.

Stef Schrader probably hates you right now...

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I was going to say the stillborn Maico 500 Sport since it was planned to be imported to the U.S. by Whizzer International, but I don't think that's it.