Are you trying to get PETA involved in all these sexual abuse cases!?

Beat the horse of a man who Hollywood and a large section of the political elite in America allowed to get away with vile behavior? No it would have been beating the horse if the man had rightly been publicly shamed years ago and now I made the joke.

Shit, let us travellers watch too at least while you manually check our transverse colons for nail clippers, it’s the least you could do.

All sports need this, especially American ones. The NFL is WAY too serious right now. Everybody needs to chill out and recognize that it’s a bunch of grown men playing sports for a living - they’re SUPPOSED to be having fun.

for $599 a month I can lease a Cayman and for $799 a Macan S or $1199 for a 911 carrera... so $2k could put the 911 and Macan S in my garage or $2k could put the Cayman and the Macan S in my garage and pay for insurance too and I wouldn’t have to worry about other people’s butts in my porsche seats ... why would I do…

Excuse me. Person-who-prefers-centrism here. I have no idea where you got the idea that people who would like to see America return to a time when ideas from the right and the left could be debated in public by grown-ups with a command of the issues and topics at hand, but you appear to have confused “centrist” with…

“Mercilessly beat the shit out of every Neo-Nazi you see on fucking sight”.....

I’m sorry to say literally any year can go in that blank. Because people.

not really, no

Also noticed very little change in speed as it pulled away, would have been at least one pronounced shift in a normal semi to get to that speed, given how short the first gear usually is.

I’m sorry I am very serious about my cheese preferences and I don’t tolerate jokes about cheese.

This has got to be the Golden Age of accessible power. Yes the most powerful cars are prohibitively expensive, but when I was growing up the most powerful car you could possibly buy from a showroom was the $1M 627HP McLaren F1, which was only surpassed by the $650k Ferrari Enzo with 650HP. Now you can get a 650HP…

Golden age of cheap used cars. Cars have gotten so good in the last 15 years that there are really no “bad” cars and haven’t been for the last decade or so. Right now, you can get a camry or a focus on craigslist with less than 150k on it and fully expect to ride it to 200k all for less than $3000.

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

I can confirm: wool seats are much quieter than leather when you fart.

Nah, there will be plenty of buyers. For one, this car is expensive so they know they won’t sell many anyway. Also, wool is a very popular luxury car upholstery in Japan as it’s not as squeaky as leather. All Toyota Centurys since at least 1997 have had wool upholstery as an option. 

Texting isn’t that universal it’s just the software is baked into the operating systems. The app is free and pretty much universal on modern phones so it’s free for all intents and purposes.

Will they ever make a LHD version and will it fit in a shipping container partially filled with expensive bottles of sake?

I generally only fly United cause it is habit. It seems by the time you reach a new mileage status the service all around has gotten worse.

What I came here to say. Grown to really like those guys