Everyone deserves the chance to be rushed to the hospital and saved. But even if she couldn’t have been—it was 100% urgent. According to the NY Daily News, she was found alone with her 2 year old daughter screaming and it’s not clear how long the toddler was alone with her dead mother. If that’s the case, then a…

#1 cause of death for pregnant ladies is being murdered by the father of the baby

YES! That poor, poor horse.

You can. Just watch PTI.

I hate the sanctimonious bullshit of “if you don’t think he’s a HOFer, you obviously never saw him play. I, Mr. Important Baseball Writer Who Never Played the Sport watched him and with my complete lack of expertise know for a fact that you dumb 30 year old stat nerds just watch televised spreadsheets rather than real…

There’s lots of displays devoted to Trump there.

The Hall of Fame of anything should consist entirely of people/entities even the average fan would look at and say “Yes, of course.”

Arguments over the hall of fame have nothing to do with the player. They’re about someone (or something) else the arguer hates. Toss in the baldfaced generational butthurt (both directions) and you have the most insufferable time of the year for any mildly interested baseball fan.

The hall of fame is for and about the writers instead of the players. It gives them a reason to feel important

Baby Boomers, please die already.

Also, sometimes I think about the fact that I have the unasked for U2 album on my phone and it still pisses me off to this day.

That’s some girly music for you, you asshole Bono.

Tarik’s (Black Thought) 10 min freestyle on Flex.

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

Nice to see Dennis Nedry escaped Jurassic Park after all.

Holy shit, it’s the love child of Patton Oswalt and the Wendy’s broad.

As with most things Penguins vs Capitals, the Pens just do it better.

The director settled on the bunny suit after initially rejecting an even more ridiculous idea for the pink outfit:

As great as Enburg was at football and other sports, he was maybe the best tennis play by play man ever. He helped make Wimbledon, the tournament, a star in his own right by his incredibly perfect pitch tones of his voice in what the match was becoming, and flawless play by play calls in the late 1970's. His beautiful…

Dick Enberg ruined my childhood. There was many a NY Jet fiasco called by Dick on NBC. Sure I may be shooting the messenger, but I can still hear Enberg with his marvelous cadence saying, “Richard Todd drops back to pass...and he’s intercepted! Oh my!” It gives me anxiety still.