Who does he think he is, Michael Cohen?

Thank you for this. My 16-year old cat has to take his final journey today and this piece reminded me, once again, why cats are amazing, gorgeous assholes.

- bad actor, dude take some lessons

He’ll kill himself before he spends a day in jail.

+1 and a chapter of Trapped in the Closet starring you

Only way to find out is a psych eval

Carrie Fisher, for instance.  She died about two hours into a transatlantic flight but nobody noticed she was dead until about 30 minutes before landing, when the flight attendants check that your seatbelts are on. 

4 ACL replacements here. (Yes, four) 

The car’s buyer, revealed:

There is no way this guy is in his right mind. If I were the defense attorney I’d order a psych eval.  If he’s not competent, he can’t stand trial.  Because if he does, he’s going away forever.  

MAYO is the magic ingredient in box caked mix, banana bread, and any variety of baked goods.  Eggs AND oil all in one.  Its a gift to bakers.  Also, slather some mayo on top of a plank of salmon before baking.  You’re welcome! 

The only people who should do keto are people with severe epilepsy that doesnt respond well to medication. There is some evidence it works for prediabetics as well, but not a lot. Keto increases anxiety because it puts your body into fight-flight mode: because keto is controlled starvation. You risk a host of kidney…

My roommate was on Jeopardy! Won three games.

The lowest possible score on the SAT is 400: at least, at the time he would have taken it.  So, 200 written and 210 math?  

does anybody actually have any idea what Beto stands for politically, or is he just all populist charm and energy and no substance? for now I’m supporting Pete Buttigieg: Harvard, a Rhodes scholar, then Oxford, then a two-tour combat veteran, two-term, wildly successful and popular mayor of South Bend, and 37-year old…

a dosage by pharmacist would be one pill a day: although addiction risk is there, keep in mind the number of addicts in this country stays relatively the same: an estimated between 8-12% of the population by most studies.

let Amazon make the drugs for all I care: anything to cut drug costs

VERY useful with a child in the house!

Medicaid in NY is a hell of a lot better. At least its subsidized by the state, so you can pretty much go to any doctor you want — they sub-contract with a lot of smaller plans that work as third-party Medicaid providers. My coverage is $50 a month and it covers all my medical visits ($15 copay) and prescriptions ($6…

Same. I have laxity in my veins and heart valves, which makes me susceptible to tons of cardiac issues.  But because theres nothing “wrong” on paper, I can’t get a preventive echo exam without faxing 100+ pages of clinical information on it to the brainstem insurance companies.