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A tug-at-the-jockstrap pre-game ritual?

Regina has had a long, diverse career in TV and film. Although I wasn’t a fan of the movie (dragged too much, lost focus), she was stellar. Her award is well-earned and deserved!

He cannot pardon himself.  There is some speculation he could resign six hours before his term was up, allowing Pence to be VP, and therefore, pardon him. 

Ranked voting has come back to haunt the Academy.

Michael Jordan has a home in Jupiter. 

Wonderful film! Too bad It hit just as MeToo was rising and Franco got his reckoning.  Id argue his performance as Wiseau deserved an Oscar win. 

99% of the Japanese whisky market is Suntory. There are some spectacular small-batch stuff out there, including Iwai, Kukori, and Fukano. For a good intro to Japanese malts seek out the Hibiki or Nikka Coffey Grain.  

We have a weiner 

So.....this is FellateGate?

Fellategate.

Please make a Deadspin Award for this.  The Robert Kraft Award for Rub and Tug 

The Room is one of the most unforgettable and absolutely perfect pieces of cinema in the modern era. Come at me.

Lady Gaga is swayed by her new management to record and perform as Ally, a synth-pop starlet whose album consists of none of her brilliant country-pop arena-rock songs. She appears on SNL, The View and Lou Dobbs Tonight. For her heroism, she wins the Pritzker Prize and the Grammy for Best New Artist, beating out Dua

thanks, Obama 

Brilliantly written. Thank you so much for sharing this most important story.  Never second-guess your decision.  You did the right thing.  

I blew out my flip flop
Stepped on a pop top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But Lebron’s got the blender
And soon it will render
A call from James Dolan that helps me hang on

chill out kid, he’ll be a Yankee by the time you hit puberty. 

I dont think it’s fashionable enough for him - think of what will happen to his suit. 

I would suggest that Stone can only expiate his offense by the rite of seppuku. As he is a theatrical person by nature, it should be full dress harikiri, the white kimono, the death poem and a second (which should be a close friend with a katana to behead Stone after he opens his belly). Ideally this should be done