Hey now, let’s be careful about blowing things up.
Penn State is used to cheering for coaches that watch and participate in choke jobs.
Or the fact that Penn State willingly enabled child molestation for decades. Rooting for OSU is a lot better than PSU.
Another blow to whiteness.
I’ll star anything that involves a Cowboy loss, in any form.
My favorite Madden story — hell, favorite video game story — was my girlfriend (now wife) clowning a roommate of mine.
Christians are well know for their sense of humor. Just read the comments section of Fox News stories.
If you think the Church of Scientology even comes close to the hundreds of years of human rights abuses perpetrated by the Catholic Church, you REALLY need to crack a history book. It will take Scientology a LONG TIME to catch up with Catholicism.
“Mr. Burress, off-limits subjects include rape, sexual assault, race, sexual orientation/gender, and rape.”
Fuck the Catholic Church. May they go extinct. Apologies, I’m watching The Handmaid’s Tale, and it’s infuriating.
“Hey you want to go see Iron Maiden with me next week?”
And the post Jimmy Johnson era of Jerry Jones’ ownership continues to thrill and delight non Cowboys fans across America.
You think him being a SEAL (he shows off the pin every chance he gets), he would know how to catch a goddamn fish.
Like the douchebag Republican “lover of guns” that had no idea how a break-action shotgun worked, nor anything substantive about gun safety. Must be embarrassing that a pinko like me knows more about those things than he does.
Coincidentally enough, Trump’s visit to Russia was known as ‘A Yellow River Runs Through It’.
This seems like the first time in a while that a Republican has failed to rig something in his favor.
Kind of surprised. Zinke looks like the kind of guy to put his fly down around a reporter.
If the NFL wants to improve ratings it should have a continuous picture-in-picture Jerry Jones cam any time the Cowboys are down by two scores.
Put that in the RedZone package.
I’d willingly fucking pay for that.
What makes that truly beautiful is that Jones gave orders that no cameras be trained on him when the Cowboys lose (or so I seem to recall reading); that he, and he alone, will decide that; and that the camera people will know if it’s OK if-and-when he showboats on the sideline as the clock ticks down, but never before…