I have read several versions of the coverage on this story, and yours is by far my favorite! I like to think both of my Alexa’s are in cahoots and actively plotting against me. I live alone, so they’ll have to make due with me either talking stupid to the cats or cursing a lot as I attempt home improvement projects…

She’s always listening because she wants to hear the good gossip. When you guys are out of the house she calls Siri to dunk on you for wearing socks during sex.

Only three words eligible for the Code 45* today, and the Twitter output of late indicates that El Tortuga Llameante continues to busy himself with trying to subvert and derail this whole Russia investigation thing. But he knows, deep down, that it’s not going away – it has a life of its own now. In fact, the more he…

Jordan Peterson is a rotten pig fucker

I know we’ve all seen it already, but it’s apt, and it bears repeating.

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

As far as I know, Depp has never been to rehab (I don’t care enough to Goggle so I’m going from memory). This shit should have been taken care of by the time he was 30, 35 at the latest and certainly before he had kids. He’s a 50 something man acting like he’s 24. Any talent he had has been wasted.

Have you had an abortion? I have. I thought that was hilarious.

Why aren’t more people talking about one of the best jabs; Mitch McConnell is getting his neck circumcised. That was fucking gold.

“...the POTUS is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab.” 

Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

I think Julia Serrano’s insights are vital in this regard, because it’s my understanding that these incels are so dangerous precisely because they’ve so deeply internalized those double-binds that Serrano talks about.

I love the term “incel-tier girlfriend”. For these guys, it’s not even about not having sex with women - it’s not having sex with the right women. The kind of women they deserve to bone. And they feel so entitled to this that if they don’t get it, they think the best corrective action is to murder random people.

I logged in to say this and am completely unsurprised that someone beat me to it and that scores of others agreed. If he was to say that dogs were great, I would have to question whether I actually like dogs.

I would add to this, but I prefer not to.

Total trash. Can’t star that comment enough.

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Good thing it wasn’t a strike week. Then the railway would’ve been closed and they’d have to be rescued by the Hogsmeade Replacement Bus Service.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.