I got kinja’d on my last reply to you. Hope this one goes through!

My cat, Cogs, doing his, “Hey, wake up. She’s taking a picture!” slap.

Everybody’s so old here. Not me, though.

People complain a lot about Cory Booker being a corporate sellout and voting to support the pharma industry, but this is a big slap in the face for the pharma industry that is so prominent in NJ. Good on Booker.

From one anonymous internet poster to another - I care. And I hope your week gets better.

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Me, reading this:

I hope your week gets better. We cling to any good news we come across, don’t we? :)

Belly trap!

Let me guess, that’s a lure. All that floofy, soft belly... I bet if you go in for the snuggle you get teeth and claws. :) But it would be so worth it!

This fluff loaf reminds me too much of my beloved departed cat nephew.

thats some high-quality floof

So...this brings the number of organizations that have had to be like “what the fuck did we invite him here today to say Jesus what is wrong with him OH GOD NO STOP HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO SORRY” to two: cops and boy scouts. Two organizations where it is LITERALLY NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE to fuck up a speech.

That is the PR department. there was not a single police officer who heard that and objected. The officers with the badge and guns laughed and cheered at the mistreatment of people who have not been convicted of crimes. The unfortunate soul with an iPhone and a communications degree tried saving them. There is no…

buddy you can’t drop this fire here, how am I supposed to retweet it

And y’all wonder by People of Color and poor people don’t trust the fucking police. “But they’re not ALL bad!” you swear up and down as though it’s not an institutionalized problem. “You need to learn to respect the badge!” you scream and shout. “Maybe if you were more respectful and civilized!” you wail and rend your…

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

He’s a pop-culture piece of garbage living in a pop-culture piece of garbage fantasy world. His only link to “reality” is what he sees on the teevee, he doesn’t know the first thing about being a cop other than whatever the teevee told him. The only violence anyone should be advocating is violence against him, as…

Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

And I hate it when people need to make this correction. You understood the point being made. Let people fucking talk how they talk.