bartlebythesscrivener
BartlebyThesScrivener
bartlebythesscrivener

It's a good thing second hand embarrassment isn't fatal.

Oh for fucks sake Ann.

Let's just take all the presidents off our money and replace with people who aren't so shitty. That way we don't have to choose.

Fuckin’ Norway.

I want a house with a sauna so so so bad.

He's the worst. There's no sense in being nostalgic over this jerk just because he's retiring.

cum on the candles is actually the only punchline.

And boring lazy trash. If you're going to troll, at least commit (I'm mostly joking. Don't commit to trolling. Read a book or something instead. The sixth season of Community is excellent. There are lots more fun things to do on the Internet).

And “don’t do gay shit if you don’t want to get raped in prison” amiright? Oh wait, that logic is dumb. You are dumb.

That will never happen. It’s lazy, low level trolling at best and staggering idiocy at worst.

I said the same thing. Like, stop going. Didn't the trailer say that they had genetically modified the dinos?

That's fine.

Me too. This is embarrassing.

It's such a good show! Tyra is on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. And I get so excited every time I see her.

I did the same thing when I was little. I used to love being picked up and spun around and so I assumed the cat did too. My mom was horrified and so was the cat but seeing her reaction taught me a little bit about empathy.

Thank you for this.

Totally agreed but I'm still sympathetic.

That sounds wonderful. I'm a little jealous.