Obvs there's a seed in mommies tummy that grows into a baby if you water it with love. I went to Sunday school so I know it's true.

Dude. That's amazing.

It's for the cosmos to decide. The universe is a crazy place, man.

I should have considered the comments I'd be making when I picked my username.

Also, we totally can manipulate birth. And do. All the time. Literally. Every day.

Fucking Penn Badgley. We get it. You took a creative writing course that one time.

I have no idea, but pariah was so good.

Get in line, bub.

Right? Do you have hobbies? Interests? Things to occupy your time with that aren't universally liked? NERD.

This comment is the best comment. Bono is the human equivalent of wearing *fashion* scarves in the summer.

Me too! And Harry Potter. I can't contain it.

I expect you've heard this quite a bit today, but I'm super glad to see you back on the main page. Your perspective was sorely missed. Keep doing what you're doing.

That's so true. All the other Avengers, even the ones like Black Widow who don't have superhuman abilities, have a useful skill set. Hawkeye is just there, and honestly I forgot about him through almost the entire first movie.

Thanks!

Yeah but Hawkeye is so boring. So. Boring.

Dude, I cried when I saw them too. It's still the best show I've ever been too. Jeff Mangum is incredible life.

Ew. I forgot about that guy. Let’s all forget about that guy.

Hawkeye is absolutely the worst Avenger even including the comic book Avengers that aren’t in the film.

Oh My God. Thank you. It’s super not complicated.

I think you can recognize that something is fucked up without getting “outraged” over it. Like, I wish they would have been more cognizant of their language because as we know “slut” and “whore” are gendered, offensive terms. I get that it was a joke and that press tours are boring but damn dudes, if you’re going to…