Are Nachos, Flanders Style, included in the cookbook? Or non-fat ice milk? Otherwise this is all too decadent for me to eat.

I know it’s not quite relevant, but you mentioned British people and nuclear weapons, so I am required to post this:

Did she have a glass eye? Did you attend high school in mid-Michigan in the early 2000s?

I will always remember the girl who did a one-woman medley of Chris Farley skits at my high school talent show.

I will always remember the girl who did a one-woman medley of Chris Farley skits at my high school talent show.

Does Hooters actually have some legitimately good food on their menu? Because I was assumed it was just generic bar food with the waitresses being the unique selling point.

Did you guys know that this was all faked? It was actually a peninsula.

I’m convinced that, much like feeding a Gremlin after midnight, responding to any on the inane bullshit recognitions spouts only makes him stronger.

Man, every comment in this thread is just one haymaker after another, and I love it.

I read that article yesterday, and as a public health worker I actually had trouble sleeping last night because I was so incandescent with rage.

Well, we can “sex rock” to the pantheon of perfect Matt Berry line readings.

There a lot of reasons to dislike Penn, and he does have a rap sheet for violent behavior, but Madonna has repeatedly denied that Penn ever physically abused her:

With Mick Rory very much being the BMX Bandit.

Still, the uber rich buying a ticket to space is only interesting to me in that it advances the idea of making space travel accessible to more people. Like most things, the costs will come down as it scales up. A hundred years ago aviation was at this stage, where it was really only available to the military and…

I like how Subway has replaced Arby’s as the fast food place synonymous with vile degeneracy.

In my head I will always believe that after the events in Die Hard, Al Powell transferred to Chicago and worked under the name “Carl Winslow” to prevent any terrorists from tracking him down.

I love that Henry Winkler is getting the recognition (and work) that he deserves. About 10 years ago I caught him on cable doing an ad for reverse mortgages and I felt so bad for him.

As soon as Zombie Tom Bosley quits holding out and signs his contract.

another activist group, Decolonize Burlington, is calling for a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s until the company stops doing business in the settlements.

another activist group, Decolonize Burlington, is calling for a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s until the company stops doing business in the settlements.