The challenge where they all have to contract tuberculosis and spend a week working in a textile mill is going to be epic.

I think the Space Jam love, and the Michael Jordan love by extension, are more of an attraction to what people feel like was a golden age in American history that we’ll never get back.

Buzzwords: The Movie

Oh, so now you’re telling an LGBT person of color that they’re not welcome in your space. Well done. Aren’t you late for your Westboro Baptist Bible study or something?

Seinfeld did it better:

If a guy named Ludacris is complaining about the implausibility of a movie, you know it’s bad.

Typical cis-het privilige at work here. You’re an unbelievably problematic person with no respect for marginalized voices.

I’ll let my therapist decide whether I’m a self-pitying, but I’m neither 50 nor white. The fact that you are trying to downplay my opinions as a 30-something multiracial bisexual man is what makes you the problematic one, and rest assured I am going to rush to Twitter and throw you under the bus in order to reap those…

I’ll let my therapist decide whether I’m a self-pitying, but I’m neither 50 nor white. The fact that you are trying to downplay my opinions as a 30-something multiracial bisexual man is what makes you the problematic one, and rest assured I am going to rush to Twitter and throw you under the bus in order to reap those…

Hey everybody, we found Barsanti’s burner account.

I spent two miserable years in college working at Meijer, and even with all of that I can still objectively say that their food is fine. It’s a completely middle of the road store, with middle of the road prices and selection. Despite my residual PTSD at the sight of red polo shirts (now blue) I have zero compunction…

The most ludicrous part is that QT is complaining about some of the AV Club’s own favorite punching bags: commercialization, people not taking COVID restrictions seriously, the loss of the communal experience of going to the movies, etc. But because he’s a white guy in his 50s all Barsanti can see is the opportunity…

Subway: Now with 99% Less Rat Droppings!

I actually had a weird craving for Subway today that I entertained in my mind for a brief moment. Then my sanity returned, I reminded myself that I’m not on a meth mender, and made myself a poke bowl for lunch.

This article is probably a little out of date at this point, but thispoint I think is still valid:

Bruce’s other kid is a firefighter in Jersey City. If there’s one rich white guy who isn’t raising his children to be priviliged assholes, it’s the Boss.

For me, the biggest issues with meal kits are the ludicrous amount of waste they produce. There is no sustainable or eco-friendly way to get rid of the 8 billion ice bags they send with each order.

I’ve been rewatching the Justice League and Justice League Unlimited cartoons on HBO Max, and man do they hold up well. The writing, the animation, and the voice performances are all top notch. As far as I’m concerned it would be very hard to watch more Justice League movies without that cast, Kevin Conroy…

Jesus, even when this site tries to be “objective” it fails miserably.