You’d think the guy who wrote “Balls In Your Mouth” would have a more tolerant view of the sexual spectrum, but alas.

Good for them for leaning into the whole aesthetic. As much as I love my Space Ghost-style ironic reimaginings, sometimes it’s fun to play it straight.

Hey, that’s not fair.

Last week the AV Club ran an article about Ellie Kemper’s “racist past”, because in 1999 she attended a beauty pageant that stopped being segregated 20 years before she participated.

As a child of the late 80s I of course love Levar, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he’s not going to be a good Jeopardy host. He’s a smart and enthusiastic guy, but I don’t know if he will have the ability to efficiently manage the game.

I believe that’s some kind of hovercraft.

“This wife of a Founding Father is now best known for her delicious, snack-sized pies.”

She dresses like a Monty Python Pepperpot.

The best description I ever heard of Joe Rogan is that he’s like a time-traveling 18th century European emperor. He’s incredibly demanding of his guests and asks a bazillion entitled questions, but he’s also massively gullible and immediately believes literally anything they tell him.

Olyphant had god damn better show up on the HBO Max show. I’d rather see those two wandering around Portugal with Olyphant driving him nuts than Conan and Jordan Schlansky.

This is sad but unsurprising. Experts have been warning about the dangers of Richard Grieco dressing up as schoolchildren since the early 1990s.

I for one am shocked that the group of people who complain about trigger warnings and safe spaces are also furious about the design on some sugar cookies.

This has already been said many times by people far more eloquent than me, but fuck you Barsanti, fuck you Tatiana, and fuck you to the AV Club for doubling down on this completely manufactured excuse for a “controversy.”

Thank you for this. You took the metaphorical hacksaw to this disgusting piece of writing.

This seems like as good a time as any to announce that I too am dropping out of my surprise roles in the next Mission Impossible movie, the next season of Bridgerton, and the season finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

“I can’t quit you, mostly because the rickets have made it too painful to move.”

On a side note, I know how to spell “Zoya the Destroya”, and it turns out there’s a porn star with a very similar name.

I can make that happen for you, but when she appears she’s always in character as Zoya the Destroya:

Remember a few years ago when the CEO of FX made his comment about “Peak TV”? This show feels like the perfect encapsulation of that concept.

The history of the US is one of slow, but incremental progress where previously marginalized groups fought to make the country a better place. The entire history of the Soviet Union, whether it’s Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, etc. has been one of brutal repression. This is the country that agricultural famines because…