Like how I always fell asleep watching Man Who Fell to Earth, waking up at the point when Naked Alien David Bowie reveals himself and that woman screams and soils herself.

Now, THAT'S funny.

It could resonate with you, you're saying, if you got to pick your own voice? And that voice would be Mr. Buxton from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

It's always good for a laugh when you can point out someone's reductive nonsense, wherein a person and their body of work can be reduced down to mouths and freckles.

You spelled Keebler wrong.

like the old Patton Oswalt bit where he says all of the "B" sounds get enunciated like they have to make their way through your Orson Welles jowls before they escape your mouth?

Were you…were you being a dumb guy?

Yes, same year, even. Velvet Revolver.

Jack Horkhei…wait no.

Tom, both my mom and aunt are cancer survivors, my mother of Hodgkins and aunt of Breast Cancer. While it's at times difficult to listen to, it's a valid and sobering set of the realities of how people deal with this. It was a cathartic coping mechanism that was perfectly encapsulated in the moment, and as someone…

Tom, both my mom and aunt are cancer survivors, my mother of Hodgkins and aunt of Breast Cancer. While it's at times difficult to listen to, it's a valid and sobering set of the realities of how people deal with this. It was a cathartic coping mechanism that was perfectly encapsulated in the moment, and as someone…

Her?

Her?

It's tricky, depending on what type of stone you use, though. Moreover, an hour isn't sufficient to heat the stone and then cook, wouldn't you say?

It's tricky, depending on what type of stone you use, though. Moreover, an hour isn't sufficient to heat the stone and then cook, wouldn't you say?

Stacy, while appearing stable, is a recovering addict- not a trait to have if you're appealing to an across-the-board demographic when marketing a cookbook.

Stacy, while appearing stable, is a recovering addict- not a trait to have if you're appealing to an across-the-board demographic when marketing a cookbook.

Why would we want to watch something where the judges were not smug?

Why would we want to watch something where the judges were not smug?

Graham's no shrinking violet. He called his new restaurant last week to have a critic who ill-tweeted about Charlie Trotter's during service thrown out.