I imagine if Rob Lowe ever bit into a Big Mac he would instantly age and turn into pile of dust like that guy from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

So fancy Time Cop?

Can't help it if I have a fetish for shitty CGI werewolves.

Van Helsing has the honor of being the first and only movie I walked out on.

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony you've seen me. - Nia Vardolas

No one is ever going to top I, Frankenstein so why bother?

Couldn't they just get Homer Simpson to do the voice again?

The world needs a lighthearted multi-camera sitcom about Vlad the Impaler and his wacky roommates.

It's not going to get rid of the silverfish just move them to a more natural habitat like your shoes.

Pretty cool how a documentary was able to nearly shut down Sea World.

Mr. Jim Business is the best cat name ever.

I don't think this going to hurt Hannibal's career.

Ray Wise will do anything for a paycheck. Don't forget he was in the Atlas Shrugged movies.

Being able to consistently find work in acting be it an Air Bud sequel or an ad campaign for some cleaning supply is pretty impressive.

My name is Ben Carson and I'm here to rap in a gangster way.

So none of the cast members had the balls to pull a Nora Dunn?

This reeks of that shitty Space Balls cartoon no one watched.

I assume it involves a horrific rape scene that takes place at an IKEA

So this is a real show? I thought it was something made up for Hollywood Handbook.

I would argue you with you but I've lived in Ohio most of my life and we are pretty stupid.