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Is everyone and their mother going to have their own streaming service?

It's a fun theory and Jar Jar is the reason Palpatine was put into power.

That rich pedophile dude from Veronica Mars Season 2 is going to be in a movie?

That Linus looks like the kind guy that kills a bunch of kids, gets off on a technicality, gets burned to death,and then haunts your fucking nightmares!

Did anyone really think Blomkamp was really going to ever direct an Alien movie? Yeah I read the same articles as everyone else but we all knew it wasn't going to happen.

I thought we all collectively agreed to never speak of The Brothers Grimm ever again?

Aw it's so sweet that Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler were able to kiss and make up.

You don't hear Timothy Dalton or Pierce Bronson giving their opinions on who can and can't be Bond.

Anyone try to watch that Ricky Gervais show where he plays a mentally handicapped guy working at a nursing home? I only got ten minutes in and bailed.

According to the NFL and Bizarro World, Maroon 5 is better than Weird Al. I blame concussions and being an imperfect clone of Superman.

This is the only way we are going to get an REM reunion.

For someone who said she was done with Harry Potter, J.K. sure won't shut up about it.

For curmudgeonly old man who loves to bitch about the animation you'd think John K. would detest the current state of the Simpsons purely on an animation level.
I guess a paycheck is a paycheck and who could pass up drawing the ghost of Homer as a soiled rubber?

House of Pies

Damn kids with their FM radios!

Wow they just kinda shat out this film with no fanfare whatsoever. I don't remember seeing a single trailer or movie poster for this. All I remember is reading that a live-action movie was in the works year or two ago.

Die Hard 6: We ran out of ideas three movies ago or Die Hard 6: Really your back after the last one?

At least we still got Rick and Morty.

NBC is still trying, God bless them!

No mention of _________? Shame on you!