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I hate to say this but Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters was not complete shit but was instead just mediocre. They should have decided on either playing it completely straight or fully embraced the stupidity of the concept. Instead they went for both and ended up with a dull wet fart of a movie that remarkable became

Finally a service where I can see the entire run of Suddenly Susan! - No One Ever

So something something sexy Frankensteins in a future where love is outlawed.

Can I just have a vague idea that might work for a YA series and get it optioned? Something something sexy teenage Frankensteins.

I'd have preferred one of the premium movie channels doing the series but FX seems like a solid choice so here's hoping it is good.

I don't share the intense internet hatred of Josh Gad, but I don't have kids so I haven't been made to watch Frozen a couple 100 times so I get it.

At this point in time I would think that Eddie's brother Charlie has more clout.

Playboy is still around as a physical magazine?

That is the most Tarantino thing ever!

I want to believe there was some Machiavellian machinations behind the scenes that had Kevin James scheme to usurp Rob Schneider to become Adam Sandler's number two.

So how do you turn a wealthy eccentric who is a dog-napper and attempted dog murderer into an anti-hero?

Al Fraken is smart enough, good enough, and doggone it people like him!

Zeus must be heart broken that his son has abandoned him. I bet it was Hera up to her old tricks!

I never got the popularity of Robot Chicken. It's all remember that thing from your childhood? Now imagine it is acts like a gay stereotype, has diarrhea, and is murdering everything because were edgy as hell bro. This somehow looks worse than that.

DC has a universe filled with weird and silly superheroes that would make for good movies. I would love an Ambush Bug or Haunted Tank movie.
fake edit - I just realized the whole tank haunted by a dead Confederate General isn't very kosher.

Should have went with Nero Wolfe

Yeah the first movie ended with the apocalypse but fuck it let's do a sequel!

James Patterson is like literary catnip to the elderly.

So Hollywood is just out of ideas?

Headline News was great when it was 24 hours of a 30 minutes news shows with updates as needed throughout the day. Every doctor, dentist ,and hospital waiting room was rocking HLN 24/7 when I was growing up.