I legitimately thought the Apple in the headline was referring to Gwyneth's kid. Her kids are old enough to start releasing crappy pop singles and getting in the tabloids, aren't they?

OK, I guess since I've watched that last video 3 times now, I guess I can begrudgingly say "nice job, internet; don't let it go to your head"?

Yes, Patton had a bit on his first album about Carvel, exactly about how you could just turn the molds to make different characters. Not sure if it's an intentional Easter Egg for Patton fans or not, but it made me chuckle either way.

That is correct: No.

So, not a single Muppet or Greg the Bunny character? Or did this say "animated-only" somewhere that I missed?

So, are we only getting one, maybe two music reviews per week now?

The Man With the X-Ray Eyes totally wigged me out as a kid (my uncle could send me racing from the room just by ominously intoning "PLUCK IT OUT"). But the clear winner would have to be those cymbal-playing monkey toys. The bulging eyes, the rictus grin: who the hell were these "toys" made for, anyway? Just the movie…

And co-starring Mascara in a prominent role, apparently.

I hope this presages a revival of "You Wrote It, You Watch It".

Wait, is it not on Hulu?

These all sound awful and cheesy. I must add them to my queue.

So, it's not a Space Mutiny spin-off? Pass.

Lazer/wulf and Dick Diver are both actually very good. Amen Dunes are on Sacred Bones, so you probably know what that sounds like (that's not a knock).

If we can define "success" a bit more loosely, The Sundays should have definitely made the list.

I thought this was the strangest biopic I'd ever seen. None of his music was featured, they didn't even mention Appalachian Spring or Rodeo, and completely glossed over his homosexuality.

This is what I consider a "flu show". It's great for having on when you're too sick to get out of bed, and if you drift off for a bit, it's no big deal. I was making may way through it last year (mainly because of my love of Mr. Campbell), when I got a nasty stomach bug. I watched 4 episodes back to back, and was a…