Well, the “good news” is that, as a new Florida teacher, she is on a one-year continuing contract which means she can be non-renewed at the end of the year for no reason at all. I can only hope that someone has also filed a complaint with the FLDOE for ethical violations against her teaching certificate.

This is the first young pregnancy in the family. I wouldn’t say they have babies young. Kim and Khloe had theirs older than average, Kourtney at an average age.

Of course Harvey alone is responsible for his reprehensible behavior as an adult, but this whole conversation is completely moot if we discount the origins for such behavior - how else are we going to raise better men?

Oh, one recommendation! It’s one I particularily enjoy recommending. The book is just a lovely tapestry of the Russian folklores the author grew up hearing from her grandmother.

Sigh, just noticed a typo added a bunch of of snark that first sentence.

Penguin Books, is there any realm in which you do not rule? Had my coffee this morning in one of your mugs: Murder in the Vicarage <3

The YA deal infuriates me. I swear 90% of women authors of fantasy sci-fi get shoved into YA with their female protagonist focus like 30% of the book on finding their first boy.

Oh, poor Squirt! I hope that the surgery goes well. And that Harley calms down, sweet as it is that they’re protecting the older kitty.

I hope everything turns out well for you and Squirt! Pet health issues are scary, and I wish you the best!

All my very gentle hugs to you, Squirt and Harley. Sending successful surgery and recovery vibes your way.

That makes me feel so sad for her. It sounds a lot like the lives of the tributes who survive the Hunger Games.

That girl friend in Canada eh?

Maybe your son would be more comfortable with the “How to Eat Ass” post.

On your back, butt on pillow, legs raised.

Is no one at Jezebel the slightest bit kinky? Seriously, if you’re not kinky and have nothing whatsoever to compare this event to, it was a waste of your time to go and a waste of our time to read about it.

We may have endured the same writing class lecture. I called B.S. on it then, and do so again now.

Currently stored away under the bed. Hopefully it will come into play later? We’ll see. ;-)

Word.

Exactly. But I meant more like a dildo won’t ghost you out of nowhere. But I might be overly cynical, haha.

And the dildo will be vastly more reliable. Trust.