That reminds me: Why is bottled water five dollars (USD) at the theater?! Why, Sway?

Hey, you’re alive too.

people are gross and ridiculous :(

I know, right? Some people have no class. *goes back to reading smutty Hannibal fanfic*

HA!!!! I love how amazingly specific this is. You need to have your own series on how to get laid in foreign countries according to taste.

Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Sorry I think you read it wrong or maybe I worded it wrong. He was actually the only one to initiate kissing, holding my hand and sex. I said I did not initiate because I was feeling too shy. Definitely not gay tho he has two daughters lol

I kind of can’t help liking this chick. The field in which she grows her fucks is clearly barren.

Bwahahaha

1. Hire a male nanny (and hope your husband isn’t gay).
   

Got laid today. Came twice. Then he made breakfasty type sandwiches for lunch. And tonight I have a phone call date with my best dude friend who is across the country. And it motherfucking rained in Southern California. Pretty damn good Saturday by my standards.

Well said. Thank you. :)

Kit Harrington is not coming back, I could see them bringing him back with a different actor though.

That’s EW. And I am hoping this is serious epic level trolling by everyone involved.

Well he’s off the show for the foreseeable future. Who knows what will happen in season 7 or 8.

So I got curious about fetlife the other day and went to check it out, but I didn’t make it past the sign up page after being seriously intimidated by the number of “roles” there were to choose from. I like a bit of kink and really enjoy being dominated, but I’m by no means involved in the BDSM community and know next…

It’s not for everyone, I know, and you do have to wade through a lot of really irritating creeps, but I found all my best fwbs on OkCupid. I find with internet ‘dating’ it’s a lot easier to weed out any obvious slimy/sexist/racist dudes and make it really clear from the get go what I’m actually looking for. Obviously…

Dude lady. Get your fucking rocks off. Also how old are your kids? Because I feel like divorce at certain ages for kids are better than if they spend time around parents who are resentful towards each other.

*Big hugs to you*

Sweet Jesus Lord I might be getting laid soon. Pray for me, y’all.