Really? You're not sure which is the worse between dead humans and dead crocodiles?

I'd be too worried that komodo dragon would scratch my sunglasses

Is there any blood of virgins in it? I'm really not interested if there isn't...

EVERYTHING DIED TO MAKE THIS BAG. I'd say that adds at least $100k to the asking price. DEAD STUFF WOOOOO!

that sounds super hot!

I don't doubt he'd tell this story to his friends, and I'd absolutely NOT be embarrassed if I were there!

That took a dramatic fucking turn. Bravo!

I completely understand that, but if that's the case here, she could have been clearer and added more to her post. As it stands, it just looks snotty.

Ok, speaking of this... I've been battling myself over the past few days over wether I should or should not ask for a guy I fucked a couple of years back for pictures of his hands (we're in different countries, we used to exchange pictures, but now I'm in a long term relationship and back at home....). This morning I…

I think Melissa just wants to be a jerk. Maybe I'm just jaded from years and years of internetting, though.

What fresh hell is this story

you win

I dont understand any of this.

Was jacking up his phone bill part of the turn-on?

You didn't. You dirty, dirty poster! ;)

I flushed red while reading it. I even smiled sheepishly, and it's not even my kink!

There is a weird amount of undermining going on on this Pissing Contest. People really want to assert that these turn-ons already exist. Like, OK, it's maybe not weird for a kink, but kinks are by definition weird, and also it was a pretty unusual story.

I am way too United Methodist for this kind of kink!

go to deviantart and type hypnosis in the search box. You'll get the gist of it XD