In general it’s ivory soap not jizz that is getting sprayed on women’s faces.

Seriously. Dry wash for your vagina.

So you drunkenly negged her and she thinks it’s funny?

How are they going to deal with The MISSING: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories.

Fuck all you anti porn and anti sex worker assholes posting comments here.

I wonder if they will censor the the censored porn blogs. (These Tumblr blogs are for people who get turned on by the nipples and vulvas being blocked out.)

It was me.

You know her brother is a genetic engineer and she ran all her genetic engineering stuff past him first, right?

Have you read Atwood? This book will be a giant “fuck you” to anyone who has every asked her a question about the book.

Quick question. My PS4 is dying. (Disk drive has been dead for a year and recently it sounds like a rocket ship even when there is no game playing and when there is a game playing I have to up the volume on my TV.)

I tried it 10 times. Got killed each time and then gave up on it and did a thousand things in the game that are easier.

Red Dead Redemption 2 worked fine on the day of release

Many years ago after several “troubled” Thanksgivings my parents decided to do the holiday at a restaurant figuring other people being there would calm things down.

Years ago after many “difficult” Thanksgivings at our home my parents decided to take the extended family out to a nice restaurant on Thanksgiving figuring other people being around would calm everyone down.

Fetlife

Was talking to a male friend and a woman who was more than a friend.

If the guy wants you he won’t give a fuck what your place looks like.

you are going to have to initiate conversation. Guys hate initiating because for every 50 messages you send you maybe get one response. So be willing to contact the dudes you like.

About seven years ago this girl was getting married to an older guy who was a total dick- but was rich.

Yeah. Just finished it and that ending is awesome and unexpected.