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I think it’s gotten more fragile. When I was  like 19 all I did was call up a girl who dumped me like 10 times, have her dad pick up the phone and tell me to fuck off and then stopped.  It wasn’t great behavior but it wasn’t stalking on Spotify either.

I swear to god male ego has gotten more fragile since the Internet. Like seriously you have to stalk women on fucking Spotify?

Did making love to  your dude while listening to Bartlett enhance or distract from the experience?

Boxer briefs or  panties are the thing for dudes.

If that’s what happened then that’s what happened. I hadn’t heard that.

Even though the drinking age is 21 you have to be an incredibly obnoxious 19 year old to get kicked out for being underage. Particularly in a gay bar.

What sucks is that this whole thing is totally against brown people.

Because Jezebel readership is overwhelmingly white and heterosexual?

There’s a ton of information online. But the bottom line is two factors:

He likes you. But he’s worried about sexual harrassment if he asks you out. So he’s trying to give you chances to ask him out. Which you should do and then fuck like bunnies.

Lady survived Tommy Lee. She can survive this.

Yeah I’ve done this before knowing I’d have to shake the hand of some dick weasel.

She died in 1957 so I don’t think she really cares about having her name on a literary award.

I hate the Trumps as much as anyone but I’m gonna say it - “It was just a jacket.”

“his work” these days.

Just putting this out there.

So he’s playing his True Detective character as a charter boat dude.

Have sex with him. It will either suck and you’ll be over him or else it will be great and you can do it until you burn him out of your system.

I have horrible anxiety. My doctor tried a lot of meds. We eventually settled on xanax. It helps a lot.