9) Let’s just cancel Jeopardy forever instead

“Bring on Andy Richter! He would nail this.”

They can both get in line behind Bobcat Goldthwait.

Wallace Shawn would like a word. 

Also, they should just have Patrick Warburton do it.

Reminds me of the mother with kids in the theatre for A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.

Let’s not pretend that this is not some obvious attempt to get positive PR point just to stay in the spotlight, no matter how small it may be.

I *almost* threw a James Randi reference in here and then couldn’t find the right way to do it haha.

It’s important to point out how much of a charlatan Geller is.

RIP Amazing Randy.

He was likely trying to cater to the moral panic that briefly sprung up when Pokemon was still fairly young, but was becoming part of poplar culture. Well that and money. It’s usually always about money tho.

He’s a fraud and one of the reasons the small magic community got such a bad rap.

The proof he isn’t a real magician is that he hasn’t managed to make himself disappear to the world’s continued disappointment.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

Wait. Now he’s a cat? I thought he was a horse in a hospital.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

Yeah, but Everybody Loves Hypnotoad has been going downhill since season 3.

Uh, no. You can turn off auto-correct on any word processor. He uses WordStar because once he learned how to use it to his satisfaction he saw no need to replace it. (And given the way Microsoft deliberately breaks the file formatting with new versions of Word just so suckers have to upgrade to read their colleagues’…

She was my commencement speaker back in the day and lmty it was fuckin DREARY