I laughed out loud when I read this, but no.

I don’t think he submits his work on floppies. The “writing” computer isn’t connected to anything (Internet, Printer, externals) to make sure that sure that nothing can infect his computer and destroy ongoing work. He transfers his work to another computer via floppy disks to send out.

He’s been caught and charged. Only for the crime on the video, so other victims may need to come forward.

Is this a mirage or just product placement? You can skip the first minute to get to the jokes.

I don’t see what the big deal is here. I don’t like Pence, but does he have kids? When I had kids they statrted calling me Daddy, and my wife Mommy. To avoid confusion I also called my wife Mommy and she called me Daddy. (My mom became Oma, because my wife’s mother became Grammy).

If the hat fits...

Canada is not “America’s Hat”

I grew up in a large family, three brothers and three sisters. All of them older than I and all are probably around Cross’ age or older. When they sit and reminisce about events of our youth they all attach the wildest events of that time to me because I was the funny one. I’ve stopped arguing with them, but the past…

Plain-clothes detective. He showed me his badge. I expect it was his wallet, as I vaguely recall a plastic baggie of his personal effects on the gurney with the body, including the wallet.

I worked at a hospital as a security guard when I got out of college, and patrolled the buildings at night. Some shifts were in the car around the buildings but occasionally I worked the main building. On multiple occasions I found “geriatric” patients, although nothing as bad as this. I found a few sitting on benches…

This true story happened to me when I was about twenty.

I was working as a security guard after I got out of college because of the crap job market. I was living in the attic apartment of a house that had been turned into one and two-room apartments (with communal bathrooms). I got home at about 1:30 a.m. after my…

When I read the headline it made me think of a quip from my high-school history teacher.

The Conservative goverment in Canada that was just ousted made a habit of handing out written statemnets on policy etc. and they were known as the most secretive goverment in Canadian history. When reporters can’t ask questions, you have to take everything the goverment says at face value. Trusting that whatever they…

I did call. Said so in the third sentence.

Apple stores are a disaster. It takes forever to get someone’s attention. I had a problem with my daugther’s laptop, called to make sure someone could handle the problem, drove out there (20 minutes) waited to get attention (10 minutes), had a “genius” look at the machine while I explained the problem (5 minutes),…

Jingle Bells, Someone Smells, Someone Laid an Egg! by Rocky Davies

Don’t look...

Well, admittedly, the guy who told me the story (let’s call him BT) was an *ss to begin with, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he made it up.