God, I laughed way too hard at this.

I can barely complete a crossword puzzle!

Unacceptable! I demand Seppuku.

That is a good likeness of me at an all you can eat sushi place.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

A very loud one at that.

Spending $2500~ to build an entire keyboard of these would be a sound investment

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

You keep on pretending! That’s what appeals about Oban here—just that touch of smoke that straddles into the Islay flavors. Islays are usually too heavy on it for our taste.

I got a Nintendo Switch for my kid.

so your saying she poops alot.

The runner-up in the Lifehacker Office Chair Hive Five. From Lifehacker: "Compared to some of the others here, the Markus is lacking in features and customizability, but if you sit in one for a while, you'll find it remarkably comfortable... it's a great bang-for-your-buck office chair."