I dunno, Rick. Looks fake to me.

I’m partial to black pudding over haggis for breakfast, if I’m being honest.

Did this big trip around Scotland a few years ago, ate haggis on various occasions and in various dishes. The classis haggis, neeps ‘n tatties, big breakfast with haggis, eggs, bacon, mushrooms -the works- and even a fried chicken sandwich topped with haggis.

Thing is, BotW is such a huge sandbox of fun stuff, even if she doesn’t get around to questing and ‘beating’ the game, she’ll likely still have a hoot exploring the world.

The last time I accidentally ‘tasted’ some of the chili pepper residue -left on my hands after cooking with said peppers- through my junk, it was, in fact, absolutely DELICIOUS.

That’s so heartwarming, I can’t even muster the evil to throw in a joke about the setup’s lack of a handheld mode or her pulling off sick Lynel-kills.

If this is true, and it’ll be out anytime soon, I guess it kinda makes up for the fact that Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed.

The fries in this article actually sound quite like Belgian/Flemish fries. They’re also hand-cut -usually quite thick- and often double- or triple cooked in lard. With a dollop of Belgian mayo, or Andalouse-sauce, it’s fuckin’ heaven.

Hm... not sure if I should go for the obligatory “don’t have kids” comment, or not....

*ahem* : INCELWAFFENHASSKLICKEINKOMMEN.

Digestives, while tummy-settling in quantities of 2, 3 or 5 per serving, do not live up to their name when inhaled by the roll.

One: Looks shopped.

Thank you for reminding me about how Biomutant looks so awesome and it isn’t out yet and there hasn’t been any news for ages and damn I want this game and fuck is it even coming out after all aaaaaand now I’m sad.

Anise? I’m pretty sure it’s actually Glycyrrhiza glabra, AKA ...well, licorice. That’s the plant’s actual name, hence the name of the resulting product.

In terms of “poor taste” this idiot’s remark ranks right up there with “eating actual feces”.

See, now there’s a war I can get behind (*badumtiss*).

“whereas actual magic is something the user has to be born with the capacity to wield correctly (those that do are called Sources)“

Different game, mate. Outer Worlds, Outer Wilds. 

Both this letter and the reply are some of the most aggressively dumb shit I’ve ever read.

Sugar? Maple syrup? Friggin’ baguette? Pish posh.