Pfeh, at least the o-face I made on the selfie I took on the subway last thursday was real.

Story time! My ex was a “devout” Catholic, about thesame type as the letter writer’s wifey. No church, but figured herself as Religious™. I’m a staunch agnostic; of the I-have-no-idea-if-there’s-a-God-kind. In my opinion, religion is -at best- guesswork at figuring out something that might well be incomprehensible to…

Aaaw. I’m sorry. I mean, you wrote “there are two different types of Sambal”, so the hot-sauce-geek in me thought “AAAAW YEAH I’m gonna blow this dude’s MIIINNDD”.

Maaaate. There’s dozens of types of Sambal. Sambal’s actually a generic name for, traditionally, a condiment made of mashed chilies (Spanish reds, rawits or lomboks) and salt, originally from Indonesia/Malaysia. Over the years, variations upon variations have evolved, kind of like American hot sauces.

Finally got around to picking the game up yesterday, I’ve played it for about an hour and a half. It’s... overwhelming. I mean, I remember getting way, waaaay into Bayonetta and Nier:Automata, and I’m no stranger of deep RPG’s either, but man. Everything just comes at you like a sensory overload, and I feel like I’m…

Is that a geisha who serves custard, or custard in the shape of a geisha? Custard is indeed very soft, so I don’t it would hold a geisha-shape very well.

I was born in a prison, no hope for escape
I got used to the silence, as I stuck in my cage

Naaw, they aren’t that bad. Lords of the Fallen was a fun little romp -if a bit on the easy side- and I thought The Surge was genuinely good. I’ll admit I’m never to good with sticking with Souls games and their ilk, though. I’ve played Dark Souls 1, 2 and 3, the Surge and Lords, and of those I’ve only actually…

urallwastingtimejusteatthefckingbeansstr8outthebag!

Even though I’ve spent almost 300 hours with Borderland 2 (and about 100 between Borderlands 1 and TPS), I haven’t gotten very excited to pick up Borderlands 3 yet. Reviews seem a little middling, and I’m just not hungry for a new shooter or RPG, I guess.

With Fahey bringing his charm, wit, excellent taste in video games and bearded good looks and Totilo uh... being Stephen Totilo! Yay!

Just that, really. “UK woman has untreated eating disorder”. Slow news day, I guess.

She got black coffee, milkshake AND peppermint tea. Add whiskey and beer on the non-nonalcoholic side and that’s all I need for life, I shit you not.

Never understood this. “it reminds people of sex and vaginas” Well mate, the slice of cake I’m having conjures up mental images of last Tuesday’s rumpy-pumpy, then I applaud the fuckin’ chef.

Cooking with beer always went wrong for me. I like to taste ingredients like this, so I’ll take a swig of beer, consider the flavour, chop up some things while I’m considering, take another swig, match some herbs and spices to the flavour, have a few more sips to be sure, pop the meat in the pan, drink a little more…

Man, imagine that Geralt on a bobbed Harley “Roach”... *chef hand kiss* perfection. Also, are those baseball bats on his back? 

I tried making ‘fried’ chicken in the airfryer once, and although I’m a huge, HUGE fan of airfrying in general and will preach about it to anyone who’ll listen... I didn’t like it as much. I used an egg-wash and breading similar to what’s being done here, and used baking spray and a little sunflower oil to get the…

Yeah, dead-serious, this looks like a hoot. Creepy ad, but the game really looks quite fun. I’ll probably buy it day 1.

Doesn’t look nearly as comfortable, though... My back hurts just looking at that Cyberpunk bike.

Man, that Final Fantasy bike looks like a Yamaha Vmax and a Yamaha MT-01 had a child, which grew up, got way into cybergoth apparal, had an insane growth spurt and decided to -sucessfully- get completely and utterly fucking jacked in the gym.