Wrong Bruce, mate. 

Greetings, fellow human! It is obvious that you are not part of the subset of humans that this consumable product is targeted at. You also positively express that you are aware that you are not part of the subset of humans that this consumable product is targetet at. Your mentioning of tangitally related information…

Th—ff—WHAT? They are NOT meatballs, good sir. They are balls, spherical in shape and nature, geometry-wise, but that’s where the similarities end! Where the outside of meatballs is meat, the outside of bitterballen is delicious crunchy shell made out of breading. And where the inside of meatballs is -much like the…

Th—ff—WHAT? They are NOT meatballs, good sir. They are balls, spherical in shape and nature, geometry-wise, but…

Now now. I agree he’s a disgrace to humanity in all respects. But let’s focus on ripping him new assholes on account of his terrible presidency, yeah? The fact that he’s old and frail and in terrible physical condition isn’t nearly as relevant as the fact that he’s actively trying to destroy a country and it’s…

MOTHER OF GOD I HUNGER.

MOTHER OF GOD I HUNGER.

Hey thanks, man, that was a good little read. But even though I’m mentally in a much better place now, I’m still pretty adamant on not partaking in weed. Even if it might go over better next time, I’m just not willing to risk it. The fear of going back to that place could actually be a self-fulfilling type of deal…

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Nah mate, PF Chang-hands on your thang will get you PF Chang’s Sticky Wang.

I tried to a few months ago. It was pretty fun for about...15 hours? I didn’t get as far as I’d liked, to be honest.

I’m sorry. Was it my bad delivery, too obscure a reference or did you purposely miss the joke I was trying to make? I’m asking honestly, because I was trying (and failing, apparantly) to be funny. I know humor isn’t my strong suit, but I’m working on it.

Such a shame, I was kind of excited for MK11. I own Trials Rising, Doom and Wolfenstein 2 on Switch and was never that buggered by the graphical hits they took, because everything else I cared about was spot on. I could probably get over most of what’s on display here, too, but that screenshot of the Krypt... man,…

Yeah but... gameplay is 2D, and technically, the visuals are, in fact, 3D.

Depending on the ABV it might also be quite the firehazard.

I did this the last time I did (overdid, probably) weed.

I’m not writing people off as idiots. I’m writing them off as bigots. Transphobes.

I am not.

An ice-cream scoop of butter, what the fucking fuck?

Man, I’m sorry, but that just sounds really fuckin’ hot.

Why the feck are all these people seemingly so paranoid about men transitioning to women to compete in women’s sports with an agenda of ‘having a biological advantage’? Has anyone ever done that? Who in their right mind would? Is it so hard to understand that a person born as a guy who wants to be a woman wants to do…

The usual price is about 80 CZK for a beer, give or take. That comes out at around 3.50 USD, any time of the day.