Haggis is delicious.

And responsible, too! You have my utmost respect, good sir.

Goes without saying you’d also be mandated to make aweful “getting sauced” jokes for the rest of the night, right?

Wait, so, you were eating a burger one-handed, while driving, and decided that rather than use your other hand for the control of your vehicle and the insurance of your very survival, it would be best used for the consumption of fries?

I guess Gandhi really was onto something.

I quit smoking a few weeks back... well okay, I’ve had 2 cigarettes since then, but I’d say it’s an improvement over my old half-pack a day habit.

What? No. Just one-hand the burger when you need starch. I agree that taking your hands off the burger for any other reason than to punch yourself in the face with fried potatoes is fucking heresy, but you can one press Y/triangle for quick nab-dip-gobs to break up the chowdown.

I think it would be only fair to prank him back by dyeing his face red with a brick.

I would say the toss-up should be more between Diablo III and Victor Vran. Titan Quest is good and all, but I’ve read the port is pretty shoddy. Plus, it’s a less modern title with less quality of life-type improvements that modern gaming has brought with it.

Fuckin’ hell, man, the fuck’s wrong with you?

Holy Screaming Banshees on a Stick, Batman! Chill.

Oh, Youmeanthat Oddlynamedbrit?

“took over 3 hours to deliver, cold on arrival. delivery guy literally arrived at 2.30 in the morning and thought it would be a good idea to wake us up. 0 stars, would not order again.”

“much orange. very alcohol. can haz moar campari plz. wow.”

Shit, I drooled a little on my keyboard from reading this.

I wanna post that ‘pasta la vista’ meme right now, but I’m a law-abiding EU citizen, so I’ll just say... ew? People just eat the weirdest shit in other places, man.

Naw, that only works if you name your kid Harles.

Hah!

If it werfs Flammen, it’s a Flammenwerfer. Even if the Flammen are relatively klein compared to other Flammenwerfers, the Flammen will still brenn the Fick out of dich.

Well. I just rolled a monk yesterday evening and now I’m hooked again, punching the snot out of ALL DA BADDIES. Really like that it’s much easier to get your character to look cool now too.