Whatever happened to “land of the free”?  What a douche bag.  

As others have said EVERYONE stank so that stench was the norm. The rich probably had a more noticeable stankness about them which was a mixture of B.O., sweaty ass and crotch and some sort of pungent perfume.

I like how you still managed to slip in the “is the hot dog a sandwich?” argument in the last paragraph.  Bravo.

• When an 1870 photo of a man who looked suspiciously like Nicolas Cage surfaced, the actor went on Letterman to publicly state that he was not, in fact, a vampire. Of course, that’s exactly the sort of thing that a vampire would say if he didn’t want you to know he was a vampire.

Fox News...

Human error / sometimes “I don’t give a shit. I want to go home.” This is what makes baseball great and at the same time shitty. It’s just part of the game. If you’re rooting for the Yanks then yeah it’s a shitty call, but for a Jays’ fan it’s a shitty call that you convince yourself was the best call ever (because…

Vader skull looks more like if Guillermo del Toro rebooted Star Wars 4 - 6.

“...rather than his ignorance and racism...”

All those 6 sided dice means a sneak attack from a god-like rogue using a short bow or short sword.

Well the only reason I’ve heard vegans verbally indicate that they are vegans is when in the company of non-vegans so a restaurant can be chosen that does offer a vegetarian choice.  The vegans I know don’t prattle on about why their lifestyle is superior to others and they’ve never shamed the rest of the group for…

Jamaican beef patty. They’re flat-ish, small footprint and taste delicious.  Also the book will act as a wrapper for the patty!  So is the patty the bookmark or the book the wrapper?  Hmmm....mmmmm.....patty.

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I added an egg to the KFC Double Down. Actually I did three versions: 1) classic fried egg. 2) fried egg McDonald style (yolk fully cooked through) and 3) scrambled (both omelette style and fluffy scrambled style).  They were all delicious, but the classic fried egg was the best.

Yeah, but then those vegan goodie two shoes will somehow come up with “fauxman” meat. It looks like human meat, tastes like it when grilled and slathered with toppings, but all made with plant proteins.

Pico de Gallo,

Except stay away from the grasshopper mouse.  They look cuddly, but are badass carnivores.

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What the hell is young Pennywise doing on a bean ad?