Likely, they were worried about their lack of bench depth and burning a bat that early in the game. Either that, or they didn’t make the decision to lift him till after his at-bat. But probably the former.

Brief woods-pissing story: When I was about 10, my soccer team took a leak break in the woods that bordered the practice field. I didn’t have to go, so I kicked a ball around with a couple other boys while everyone else did their business. Then all holy hell broke loose as the rest of the team came shrieking out of…

Ronald Acuna: five-tool player

Wofford’s never been a 16 seed. Been as high as 12, actually.

No, give me. Spartanburg, SC.

There’s also Cumslo.

Butchered Stan Wawrinka’s name, too. Obviously he’s not a golfer.