You’d think they’d have somewhere for Carmelo to wash his hands before the game starts?

Is Martin Luther King Il related to Kim-Jong Il?

Because of the color of his skin! BURN

Personally I care about who Hulk Hogan is sleeping with, and in fact, I’d like to watch

MY LITTLE BOY IS BEING MEAN TO ME I’M SO SAD

Nah. Tim Burke is a middle-aged rape apologist. A lot of people have problems with him, regardless of NFL affiliations.

“Mother Nature” is a sexist term. Please stop contributing to the patriarchy by assigning gender to things like the rain and the wind and the Big Sky Conference

“Knicks fans are the most self aware fans anywhere.”

A self-aware Knicks fan? Keep dreaming

They tanked for Porzingis so maybe they’ll get lucky again

...so the instant the Knicks lose to the Sixers, the reaction is “we should tank too!”

we’re in some sort of warped version of reality where noticing officials’ mistakes is ridiculed as truthering

Instead, the commissioner is more concerned with the GM of the Philadelphia 76ers.

This is why the new format is awful.

Sam Hinkie’s not the GM, so Deadspin doesn’t mention Atlanta’s motivation anywhere in the four paragraphs about the trade.

The headline would read better without the word “now” at the end

It will be easy for Hubie. The first name is Thirty, and the last name is Four

Deadspin staff wanted the Knicks to draft Winslow instead of Porzingis.

Yet, somehow, nobody ever gets a T when they put their hand on the back of an official when they are agreeing with the ref/discussing a play civilly

Wrong — they are in the AFC South