barrymccockiner--disqus
BarryMcCockiner
barrymccockiner--disqus

I would notice Wiig. She has kind of an worn, exhausted hotness… if that makes any sense

Do NOT insert bent paper clip into your urethra

I've got a lump on one of my joonicles. Should I be concerned?

This poop will change your life

Stranger = sit on your hand until it goes numb

* gentle sobbing *

Deep Cheeks was a great movie!

But why are they shooting Jason Statham??

They should have gone with Frank Darabont's first draft. The original rape artwork he commissioned really sold it!

I think you've said enough

You magnificent bastard!

Some of the later Atari 2600 games (developed by 3rd parties) were actually pretty good.

Oh man, I played PacMan on the 2600 too.

RIDE THE fucking LIGHTNING

Funniest Simpsons quote: "Baby makes boom-boom"

Where the fuck you been, homie?

Just two balls, but lots of tumours

Just two balls, but lots of tumours

That happened to my penis one time.

That happened to my penis one time.