Skylar's guitar is bigger than she is.

Sorry, Chevy Chase is still leaving snotty voicemails for the producers and cast. Check the Newswire…

I think Phil Phillips Phillipson is pretty darn threading with that vein bulging out like that!

I'm a middle manager in the I.T. department of a large telco.

Prom Date: Colton, you can touch me over the bra… then maybe under the panties!

Dude, WHAT?

I don't know. The girls have looked dreadful since they got to Top 16/12 whatever they're at now.

Indeed! Then they yelled "Hey Josh! Smile! You're the token black person!"

I actually really, really like the ladies who look great with no makeup, no hairspray etc.

It's not weird to me!

This is probably the most insightful comment I've read here all season.

Do you think Phil makes that "takin' a dump" face when he makes sweet, sweet love to Elise?

No, I didn't but now I want to track it down. That sounds exactly like I would expect.

True, Tool is awesome. I assume the bass player writes a lot of the music what with the trippy bass riffs he plays

This is true. Fun Tip:

I agree. "Cyanide" has become one of my favorites. I'll have to try to find a Guitar Hero rip with the proper mix.

Just remember, @avclub-0a963a0730546783e9e534ce14918086:disqus : the Durst has a botched Prince Albert. Makes pee come out in 2 different places.

The main riff from "Ride the Lightning" is the best Metallica riff of all time to me. That was the first Metallica song I heard and it still gives me chills.

I thought Mustaine said "little Danish friend", which sounds so very, very gay

Yes, my friend had Colecovision and I remember playing "Rocky" on it. The splash screen with the fairly life-like picture of Rocky and the theme song playing was impressive as hell for that time.