Indeed, such all-consuming, balls-out determination, against all the odds, was very inspirational.

This ain't over!

I just wish it didn't take so damn long for the Newswires to start showing up Monday mornings.

But what was that shiny diaper that Skylar had on?

Yes, that was an awesome performance of Whole Lotta Love. She should go far, but probably won't

Why did he come here just to boo us?

“Hey, Brandine! I think I done busted my stinkbone.”

I highly recommend Balls 'n' All: Mary the Deepthroat Coach

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus wins the thread, everyone else go home.

It's like saying "American Football"

I'm pro-gray rights

Outstanding! And I love my brunettes petite and dewy-eyed.

We gave The Rabester such a hard time about mentioning his girlfriend in his articles that I think we hurt his feelings.

Elvis was the true King of Poop

To make them feel better about themselves, silly!

I don't know, but the teaser text had me at "anuses"

Glasses. Always with the glasses…

Is Chloe old enough to show her dirtypillows yet?

Well, that's the first I've heard of it!

*spreads cheeks*